|English teacher, very bouncy. Gives out stars as prizes. Trades prizes for stars.|
Mr. Starchman is a very happy-optimistic smiley of an English teacher in Mayview Middle School.
He uses an unusual method of education where he encourages the students to participate by dealing out gold stars for answering questions, which can be exchanged for various prizes.
In an alt text, it's joked that Starchman Stars hold a value within the school of over $500. In another Alt text it is said they are edible.